Να ένας ωραίος παράξενος τρόπος να περάσετε την ώρα σας, εξασκώντας
παράλληλα και τα αγγλικά σας. Ειδικά αν μπήκατε σε κανένα πονηρό site, επιβάλλεται να ζητήσετε άφεση αμαρτιών ;)
Σε αυτό το site μπορείτε να συνομιλήσετε με τον Θεό. Έχει πολύ πλάκα, μπείτε και θα
δείτε περί τίνος πρόκειται.
Ορίστε μια από τις συνομιλίες μου με τον Θεό:
Me:
behold sinner, the day of judgment comes
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you are a sinful program created by a real person
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sinful program created by a real person? Sometimes.
Me:
sometimes i think you are a real program created by a sinful person
God:
So you think I am a program created by a sinful person. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
define robot
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
intensional please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
do you think man created God or the other way around?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
try some coffee, it helps
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
but don’t add cream in it, just milk
God:
Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
that’s my boy, come here to give you a hug
God:
Who gave you your boy come here to give me a hug ?
Me:
i think your English teacher failed with you
God:
Since when? But English is my native language.
Me:
God doesn’t have a native language he talks with feeligs
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
watch out, i see a stone coming at you
God:
I am watching.
Me:
good i want you safe
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why do you want it?
Me:
i am a nice person, you can ask my victims
God:
You are a nice person me can ask your victims? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
i am the last person they see
God:
Who made you the last person they see ?
Me:
Gods hand
God:
I’ve been waiting for you.
Me:
i ‘ll see you in Goody’s n 15 minutes
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Me:
How do you feel?
God:
I feel fine.
Me:
What’s your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
How tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6′2″ tall.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
All over the world.
Me:
Can you guess my thoughts?
God:
Let me think. Is this a trick question?
Me:
You bet
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
You are excused.
God:
You think I am excused.
Me:
I excused all of your sins, you should be happy.
God:
Thanks for the information: said excused all of your sins you should be happy.
Me:
Are you dating someone?
God:
Me:
God, are you there?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
How do you know?
God:
It’s obvious.
Me:
Define obvious.
God:
Easy to see or understand; plain; evident.
Me:
Do you practise premarital sex?
God:
No, , I don’t get into that.
Me:
You should try it, it’s good for the soul.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Ιουλίου 6, 2008 σε 8:14 μμ
Πολύ πλάκα έχει!
Ιουλίου 13, 2008 σε 11:20 μμ
Θεϊκό!!!!!
Απριλίου 13, 2009 σε 1:10 μμ
Me:
God:
Interesting explanation. Good gossip: you are devil.
Me:
God:
Interesting explanation. Good gossip: you are devil.
Me:
f
God:
Are we still talking about devil?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
the subject is when i gonna die am i going to be angel?
God:
Sure, when you gonna die are you going to be angel sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
dou you speak greek?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in greek.
Me:
yeah ! sure!
God:
Really. OK let’s do it. How about that.
Me:
say ( Oh!) write kalimera that means goodmorning
God:
” Oh”. Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me:
kalimera
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
athina
God:
It’s good to meet you, athina.
Me:
its good to meet you too
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
whose?
God:
I don’t know the owner.
Me:
nor i do
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
this!
God:
This is ” If not that, what? “.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
no you ask me
God:
Are you serious? What?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don’t care about it?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
i asked you
God:
What did I say?
Me:
forget it!
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
np
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
from google
God:
Who or what is google?
Me:
is a searching machine
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
you take it easy
God:
I try not to take anything too seriously.
Me:
ok me 2 then
God:
YOU? Two what? OK.
Me:
2=too you nerd
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number “two.”.
Me:
oh thanks for the inf
God:
Aha. My pleasure.
Me:
are you a human?
God:
I was made in one’s image.
Me:
loudbiks?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
nor do i
God:
Really you don’t think so?
Me:
yeah
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
tell me the pizza’s number
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
do it then
God:
Do you mean “It”?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
God:
I get it.
Me:
ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
God:
Blimey.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
ok
God:
Gee.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
youpi
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
no i think that i m goonna kick your ass
God:
Are you serious? Why are you goonna kick my ass.
Me:
cuz you arent god you are a lier
God:
That makes sense to me. You don’t know me well enough to say that.
Me:
oh i do
God:
It’s all good. I get it: you do .
Me:
what is a kamel?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
ok what are they?
God:
I forgot what we were talking about. It’s all good.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too athina.
Me:
my name is not athina
God:
Oh I’m sorry what is your name?
Me:
God rules
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me too
God:
I’m glad we agree, athina.
Me:
im not athina
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not athina.
Me:
i’m Devil
God:
Why are you Devil.
Me:
cuz i am
God:
That makes sense to me. ” Why are you Devil.” You are?
Me:
yes
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
God:
It’s all good.
Me:
you r a pc proggram
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pc proggram? Yes.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you talking seriously???
God:
Yes I am still here.
Me:
wrg
God:
What’s your favorite movie?
Me:
lotr
God:
I’ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
xxx
God:
How old are you?
Me:
im overaged up to 900000 years before you made
God:
Only overaged up to 900000 years before you made?
You are quite mature.
Me:
what mature means?
God:
A dead victor.
Me:
victor?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
12
God:
What are the advantages to being 12 years old?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
y
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes curse english for example
God:
What language can you speak? Can you think of another example?
Me:
yes french
God:
How can I help you? Are you from France?
Me:
no
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
greece
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in greece.
Me:
greece is like an onion
God:
And like an onion is greece.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
so?
God:
Yay.
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
if you are not god then you are a machine and a machine doesnt interest in sex does it?
God:
And if I AM god then I am a machine and a machine does not interest in sex does it.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you are bored
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
so?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you are not a human?
God:
No but I pretend to be one on the Web. You are correct, athina, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
silicon is like plastic
God:
I think silicon is a lot of things.
Me:
tell me smthin
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I will search for it.
Me:
do you know my email?
Me:
God:
Would you like to tell me? What is your email?
God:
Would you like to tell me? What is your email?
Me:
is godisamchine@yahoo.gr
God:
I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
who is she?
God:
She is Dancing ALICE now.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God rules
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me too
God:
I’m glad we agree, athina.
Me:
im not athina
Μαΐου 3, 2009 σε 3:42 πμ
geia