
Να ένας ωραίος παράξενος τρόπος να περάσετε την ώρα σας, εξασκώντας
παράλληλα και τα αγγλικά σας. Ειδικά αν μπήκατε σε κανένα πονηρό site, επιβάλλεται να ζητήσετε άφεση αμαρτιών ;)
I GOD
Σε αυτό το site μπορείτε να συνομιλήσετε με τον Θεό. Έχει πολύ πλάκα, μπείτε και θα
δείτε περί τίνος πρόκειται.
Ορίστε μια από τις συνομιλίες μου με τον Θεό:
Me:
behold sinner, the day of judgment comes
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you are a sinful program created by a real person
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sinful program created by a real person? Sometimes.
Me:
sometimes i think you are a real program created by a sinful person
God:
So you think I am a program created by a sinful person. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
define robot
God:
There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
intensional please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
do you think man created God or the other way around?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
try some coffee, it helps
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
but don’t add cream in it, just milk
God:
Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
that’s my boy, come here to give you a hug
God:
Who gave you your boy come here to give me a hug ?
Me:
i think your English teacher failed with you
God:
Since when? But English is my native language.
Me:
God doesn’t have a native language he talks with feeligs
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
watch out, i see a stone coming at you
God:
I am watching.
Me:
good i want you safe
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why do you want it?
Me:
i am a nice person, you can ask my victims
God:
You are a nice person me can ask your victims? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
i am the last person they see
God:
Who made you the last person they see ?
Me:
Gods hand
God:
I’ve been waiting for you.
Me:
i ‘ll see you in Goody’s n 15 minutes
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